Man I am about to kick the shit out of this lying asshole of a friend. He is not worth my time or energy. I seriously catch him in a lie every day now. He should not be fucking with me. I have no issue with ruining him if he doesn't stop being a piece of crap. In fact, quit frankly, our friendship as it was is over. He lies about each and every one of us to other people, all in the attempt to make himself look good.
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"Oh R and O accused me of stealing from them! How dare they, they are awful, jerk friends"
OMG what terrible people.
*weeks later*
"Oh and after I stole from them, I felt so terrible about myself.:
....wait you DID steal from them? And let me spent weeks thinking they were jerks? AND YOU STOLE FROM YOUR FRIENDS??!!
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"OMG J is such a jerk, he canceled on coming to your BDAY after I paid for the tickets, He is selfish and mean"
OMG what an asshole. He's probably at home doing some fucked-up shit
YEARS go by
"So yeah after I cheated on J repeatedly he got mad"
Ummm was one of those times right before my bday a few years ago?
"Yes"
So that's why he didn't come on the trip. Because your cheated on him and he found out?
"Yes"
So you let me think he was a jerk for years and didn't say shit when we talked trash about him. Even accusing him of cheating on YOU.
"Yep"
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"OMG I was all alone when I got arrested. You weren't even there, you were in BK"
Ummm. you do realize that I remember exactly what happened and I spent 7 hours at the courthouse waiting for you, trying to bail you out of jail, on the phone with your mom.
"Oh right, whatever. She should have been there"
Ummm, you do recall that you purposely lied to your mother to downplay the severity of the situation and that she was in constant contact with me?
"But whatever I DON'T CARE IT'S ALL ABOUT MEEEEEEE"
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"Hey, J and I will go to BK and feed your cat every day while you are gone."
Great! Thanks I didn't even ask you guys to do that. That helps me so much,
*two days pass by*
"Actually, you can bring your cat here, I'll watch him."
Umm OK I guess that's fine. Will your cats be nice to him?
"I dunno. Sure, I guess"
OK....
"I am going out of town for a day so can I bring your cat with me?"
Well he gets carsick so I'm not sure how he'd be...
"It's OK"
*a week later*
"Your cat was mean and scratched me [I don't believe him at all about this. He lies so often I think he was worried he'd puke in his car] so I left him in the apartment with my ex." (the one he said he was afraid would do something violent or destructive to his apartment/cats...)
Are you sure he'll be OK there?
"Yes fine. And I'll be gone all weekend, not just a day."
OK so to recap (I barely said this to him this week). You didn't come feed my cat here. You didn't watch my cat THERE. You didn't take my cat with you. You did absolutely nothing you promised to do?
"But I still get credit for offering right? Duh."
Asshead.
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We need to have a serious talk about your recent (not so recent, he's been a liar forever apparently) behavior. Please come to my house on Monday (later we agreed on Tuesday).
"I'll be there!"
*2 days later*
"I don't want to come to your house. You can meet me somewhere in your neighborhood."
Ummm, no. You said you would come here, so I want you to come here.
"If you were a good person you'd let me meet you where I want!"
I'll be here, where you agreed to meet me. If you don't come, I don't care.
FIN
8:45 a.m. - 2011-12-03
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