This is blatantly stolen from here: http://www.anorexicweb.com/anorexicweb.html
Under the section "The Gag Factory"
Here are the lyrics to the song, "Lunch" by Courtney Reynolds, a parody of Britney Spears' s "Sometimes." I've shared them with ed room chatters, and it's quite popular with them. An excerpt was played on the Dr. Demento this past October, on the Halloween episode.
"LUNCH"
You don't know how tough it is to be
A teen pop singer struggling with "obesity"
Cause every time my agent calls
He says my butt looks like I'm smuggling basketballs
I wanna be lean and look just like Britney Spears
But that brownie looks so good
But if I want to wear that dress, I know
I can't let my huge gluteus grow
But sometimes I lunch
Sometimes it's fried
They say try some carrot juice
but all I really want is a pizza pie
then I'll be fine
can't help my appetite
Baby, give me one more bite
I've tried hard to lose this weight
but I inhale everything I see on my plate
I know there's something wrong with me
When I top my Wheaties with Parmesan cheese
I wanna be free to have a french fry or two
Butter sounds so good
But if I want to lose those pounds
I'll eat slow
And stay away from those burritos
Sometimes I lunch
from 9 to 5
I've tried tomato juice
but I'd rather have tacos, red beans and rice
or ham on rye
or some pidgeon that just died
marinated, baked sauteed or deep-fried
treat me right
don't care about cellulite
That's why my jeans fit so tight
Just hang around and you'll see
Another ad on tv
for hotfresh pizza delivery
that I must not chew
yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum ahhh
(belch)
Sometimes I lunch
Though my butt's wide
I'm never scared of food
Just feed me burgers and an order of fries '
Super-sized
Drive thru's open day and night
Sometimes I lunch
Sometimes it's fried
Sometimes I'm in the mood
for triple-decker chocolate bananna pie
tastes so nice
my mom will say "my, oh my...
Watch that go straight to your big homely thighs"
11:46 p.m. - 2004-05-05
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