The Cociaine diet
8 AM: Do two fat wake up lines before heading out the door.
Walk to work eneergized by your speical friend.
Arrive at work and begin your day with a smile.
10:30 axiously stare at the clock wondering when you can run to the bathroom for a pick me up.
11 AM: pick me up.
11:05: stare at bagel you bought for breakfast. stare at coworkers staring at you staring at the bagel. Eat bagel and contemplate suicide. Food is gross. Count the hours until lunch time lines and freedome.
2 pm. Lunch of two lines of coke and anorexia books at Borders. Lovely.
$ pm, snack on apple and pear to rid mouth of nasty coke taste. You enjoy moving you mouth while crunching ont he fruit. Its fun!
6 pm. Last line of the day cause your all out. Use it to get through overtime.
9 PM home. Begin 2.5 hour long binge which ends in a nice big shower purge. Isnt life grand.
Total consumed? who knows but it couldnt be more than 1000 cals. Aint coke grand.
12:01 a.m. - 2003-09-18
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